Tim Tebow makes eerie impression at local donut shop
ABILENE, TX — Millie Harrington estimates that she’s baked over a half million donuts during her tenure at Sweet Two Donuts, but none have risen to a ‘saintly’ status. Until today.
“Y’all just have a look at this strawberry jelly”, ordered the diminutive baker.

Apparently, the glaze is doing the "Tebow".
“I’ll be a monkey’s uncle if you say you can’t see Tim Tebow on the top”. And Millie is right. There does appear to be a faint image of the newly popular Tebow prayer stance.
Unfortunately, however, there is a chance that a higher power might just rain on Tebow’s recent parade of good fortune – at least according to one of the city’s less admired religious leaders.
Kevin Conway, self-proclaimed minister of the “Body of Christ” church in nearby Ridley, TX, warns that this symbol is a sign of gloom for the Denver Bronco’s quarterback. Conway states that, “The belief of our people is that the body of Christ is represented in all that we eat – not just the wafer doled out at old school churches. We see this donut, particularly the portion with the jelly coming out, as a symbol of horrible injury – like the blood of Christ”.
When asked to elaborate, Conway, known to be brief with his words when discussing impending doom, said, “I’d take the Pats and give the 6 1/2″.
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