Entertainment
Extreme Couponing to be replaced by “Extreme Layawaying”
NEW YORK, NY -- The cable television network, The Learning Channel (TLC), has announced the sudden cancellation of its popular program, Extreme Couponing. "I suppose the viewing audience finally saw right through the concocted drama", confessed Producer Eileen Jacobs. Jacobs claims that the network ...
Donatella Versace has an eye for beauty
MILAN, ITALY -- When you hear the name "Versace" you think of beauty. Donatella Versace wants you to also think of intelligence and personality. "Beauty is overrated", stated Versace. "The tiniest grain of human thought simply crushes the trivial, superficial world ...
Gene Simmons quits reality show, hundreds of old Jews audition
Following numerous heated arguments with his wife, soft porn princess Shannon Tweed, Gene Simmons, KISS front man, is leaving his reality show. Upon viewing the show's first televised episode two years ago, fans of KISS were shocked to learn that the ...
Jay Leno stage refit for Reese Witherspoon
PASADENA, CA --With only 3 days notice, the stage crew of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno pulled off a remarkable feat. Bringing in ergonomic experts from local universities, the team was charged with the lofty responsibility of ensuring that Leno ...
Beetle Bailey AWOL after sexting charges
PARRIS ISLAND, SC -- One of the nation's most revered military celebrities is missing. Private Beetle Bailey, 87, has been declared absent without leave and is assumed to be somewhere in the South Carolina area. The catalyst for his flight was a ...
Nancy Grace fan club on verge of disbanding – twins blamed
ATLANTA, GA -- Once the idol of a group of rabid fans, Nancy Grace may see her largest official fan club implode as the result of wild infighting. And the catalyst behind this shocking development? Nancy's twins. Anyone who's tuned in ...
Top 10 Clues that the porn you’re watching is low-budget
Porn movies used to be actual films. You know, shot and produced with relatively expensive motion picture equipment. Now, however, anyone with a $70 digital camera, willing participants and a mattress can get into the craft. And my, how the art has ...
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