Technology

Steve Wozniak lines up for Job’s funeral

LOS GATOS, CA -- Steve Wozniak, wearing a symbolic black armband, was first in line for the roll out of Steven Jobs. Even though today's funeral for the iconic leader of Apple was available via podcast to the closest of IP ...

Dell Computer to introduce “V-Pad”

PALO ALTO, CA -- In response to the overwhelming success of the Apple I-pad, and ignoring the utter failure of HP's doomed-from-the-start touch-pad response, Dell has jumped head first into the "pad" game. Currently code named the "V-Pad", Michael Dell, CEO ...

Angelina Jolie: “Same lips as when I was in high school”

VENICE, ITALY -- In these times of rampant, freewheeling plastic surgery, it's a genuine relief to realize that, sometimes, all that glitters is gold. Sort of. It's tough to argue that medical technology is at the forefront of Hollywood's perception juggernaut. Women, specifically ...

Tornado terminology – “Watch” vs. “Warning”

RABBIT HOOK, TX -- Elliot Jelens has lived in this state his entire life. He's seen first hand what a Texas Twister can do to a community. And he wants you to be prepared. Speaking is an easy southern drawl, Jelens ...